I had every intention of returning to this place and becoming a famous blogger. A blogger with billions of followers who wait impatiently for my next published words of wisdom.

 Alas, it's been quite some time since I first looked upon these "pages". I offered up the most entertaining morsels of wise words that I could muster before slipping off into my world of so so, hum drum, every day yuk yuk. 

It feels quite exhilarating to be back again. My thoughts are racing in my head and the English language is, once again, my friend. 

Now, I become a blogger. I will blog with the best bloggers, in true blogger fashion. You haven't begun to experience blogging until you follow me!! 

Isnt that what you do? You who are reading my words in hope of finding true enlightenment...you "follow"?

Or do you subscribe? Subscribe so that you wont loose my location. Sign up on my blog because you love me? Because you find my blogging skills to be fascinating  ?

Maybe you would serve me best by doing all three..."follow" me, "subscribe" to my blog, and "like" me? Oh, did I forget to mention "liking" me? It's one of the 3 things you should be doing right now...